1 00:00:02,726 --> 00:00:05,004 Ideally, when you attend a friend's wedding, 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,247 you're on the sidelines enjoying the drama, 3 00:00:07,248 --> 00:00:08,697 not caught in the middle of it. 4 00:00:08,698 --> 00:00:11,424 I tried to help and Jack took it the wrong way, 5 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:13,840 and the next thing I know, he leaves. 6 00:00:13,841 --> 00:00:15,635 Oh, my God. 7 00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:18,121 Yeah, I can't believe you missed it all. Where were you, by the way? 8 00:00:20,227 --> 00:00:22,504 In bed, sleeping. 9 00:00:22,505 --> 00:00:24,678 I pounded on your door. 10 00:00:26,992 --> 00:00:28,130 I was throwing up. 11 00:00:28,131 --> 00:00:29,994 Oh. I'm fine now. 12 00:00:29,995 --> 00:00:34,343 Okay. I just feel awful. 13 00:00:34,344 --> 00:00:36,932 If I hadn't stuck my nose in the middle of their fight, 14 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,209 none of this would have happened. 15 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:39,452 You don't know that. 16 00:00:39,453 --> 00:00:41,247 Was it food poisoning? 17 00:00:41,248 --> 00:00:44,768 Wine. Way too much wine. 18 00:00:53,225 --> 00:00:54,639 Oh. 19 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,503 What has two thumbs and got laid last night? 20 00:00:56,504 --> 00:00:58,091 This guy. 21 00:00:58,092 --> 00:00:59,265 Who's the lucky girl? 22 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:01,129 Not a girl. A woman. 23 00:01:01,130 --> 00:01:03,993 Her name is Maggie and she is awesome. 24 00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:07,342 She's wise and mature and spiritual. 25 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:10,310 I'm telling you, me and her, fireworks. 26 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:11,794 Seriously, you didn't see 'em from your window? 27 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:13,244 No. Morning, guys. 28 00:01:13,245 --> 00:01:14,314 Hey, Bob. 29 00:01:14,315 --> 00:01:15,695 What's up, Robert? 30 00:01:15,696 --> 00:01:18,180 Bobby, I can't tell you how bad I feel about Jack leaving. 31 00:01:18,181 --> 00:01:20,044 Yeah, it kind of sucks. 32 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:23,047 You know, we've fought before but he's never left. 33 00:01:23,048 --> 00:01:26,085 I mean, he'll come back. He's your brother. It's your wedding. 34 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:28,121 Yeah, I don't know. I kind of thought he'd be back by breakfast, 35 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:29,398 but... 36 00:01:29,399 --> 00:01:30,917 Bob. I like your friend, Maggie. 37 00:01:30,918 --> 00:01:32,953 What's her deal? Maggie Greenmore? 38 00:01:32,954 --> 00:01:34,265 Sure, yeah, let's go with Greenmore. 39 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:36,164 She's an old family friend. 40 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:38,442 She's cool. She's on the advisory board for UNICEF. 41 00:01:38,443 --> 00:01:40,720 And she just got a divorce, so everybody's been curious 42 00:01:40,721 --> 00:01:42,273 if she was gonna start dating again. 43 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:44,828 Well, I can tell you that she has. 44 00:01:45,898 --> 00:01:47,830 Oh. Hey. 45 00:01:47,831 --> 00:01:49,385 Maggie. Hey. 46 00:01:50,317 --> 00:01:52,318 No, no, don't do that. 47 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:56,322 All right, get your blankets out. The show's about to start. 48 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:58,358 Morning, everyone. Morning. 49 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:01,154 What a glorious day. Let's hope we have this weather tomorrow. 50 00:02:01,155 --> 00:02:02,328 Would you like to join us? 51 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:05,124 Sorry, I can't. I'm going riding. 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,884 Hey, do you still have your horses? 53 00:02:06,885 --> 00:02:09,783 No, I had to give them up, just traveling too much with the foundation. 54 00:02:09,784 --> 00:02:10,889 Mmm. 55 00:02:13,236 --> 00:02:17,239 Anyway, I'm sure I'll see all of you later at the rehearsal. 56 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,378 Enjoy your breakfast. 57 00:02:18,379 --> 00:02:19,552 Bye. 58 00:02:19,553 --> 00:02:20,657 See you. 59 00:02:22,245 --> 00:02:23,487 Fireworks, eh? 60 00:02:23,488 --> 00:02:24,729 Oh, you can't see 'em during the day. 61 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,593 I hate to say it, Mike, 62 00:02:26,594 --> 00:02:28,733 but she's kind of... Way out of your league. 63 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:34,567 Why, because she's cultured and sophisticated and rides horses? 64 00:02:34,568 --> 00:02:37,811 Oh, my God. She's slumming. 65 00:02:37,812 --> 00:02:40,020 All right, guys, I'm gonna take off. I actually need to go 66 00:02:40,021 --> 00:02:42,091 have a nervous breakdown before the rehearsal. 67 00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:44,577 All right, wait a second. We gotta find you a best man. 68 00:02:44,578 --> 00:02:47,304 It's fine. We'll just do the ceremony without. 69 00:02:47,305 --> 00:02:49,133 You can't do that. It's your big day. 70 00:02:49,134 --> 00:02:51,894 You need the support. I mean, look at all the best men available to you. 71 00:02:51,895 --> 00:02:53,482 How would I choose? 72 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:54,690 Foot race. State capitals. 73 00:02:54,691 --> 00:02:55,760 Who can drink the most milk. 74 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:58,073 Or you could have all three. 75 00:02:58,074 --> 00:03:00,731 I am curious to see this milk-drinking contest. 76 00:03:00,732 --> 00:03:03,596 Can I do the best man speech and potentially host karaoke 77 00:03:03,597 --> 00:03:04,976 if there's a machine? 78 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,185 I can be the guy that hands you the rings. 79 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,152 And I can be your DOF. 80 00:03:08,153 --> 00:03:09,291 What's a DOF? 81 00:03:09,292 --> 00:03:11,845 Deputy of Fun. 82 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:13,122 What is wrong with you? 83 00:03:13,123 --> 00:03:14,986 I can do all kinds of things. 84 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,367 I could carry your flask. 85 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:19,819 Guys, I'd like to announce that Mike will be my DOF. 86 00:03:19,820 --> 00:03:22,270 Okay, so, if we're gonna do all that, P.J., what are you gonna do? 87 00:03:22,271 --> 00:03:25,065 Oh, I have a feeling I'll be helping with Kenny's speech, 88 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:27,275 finding the rings that you lose 89 00:03:27,276 --> 00:03:30,519 and, most importantly, trying to get Mike over here to stop saying DOF. 90 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,176 Good luck with that. 91 00:03:38,666 --> 00:03:41,496 I also wanted to let you know I have Internet connection on my phone, 92 00:03:41,497 --> 00:03:43,498 so you can also e-mail me. 93 00:03:43,499 --> 00:03:45,258 Anyway, we just really want to hear from you. 94 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:47,191 Okay, bye. Who was that? 95 00:03:47,192 --> 00:03:50,194 It's Jack. I left him a bunch of messages. 96 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:52,679 I just know it would mean so much to Bobby if he came back. 97 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:53,818 Just to Bobby? 98 00:03:53,819 --> 00:03:55,648 And to me. Of course I want him to come back. 99 00:03:55,649 --> 00:03:57,408 I really like him. 100 00:03:57,409 --> 00:03:58,720 But since I'm selfless and mature, 101 00:03:58,721 --> 00:04:00,204 I'm pretending it's all for Bobby. 102 00:04:00,205 --> 00:04:02,448 This place is really nice. 103 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:04,243 Yeah. 104 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,141 The pool's pretty meager. 105 00:04:06,142 --> 00:04:08,212 I was thinking of leading with that in the sermon, you know? 106 00:04:08,213 --> 00:04:09,731 An icebreaker. I wouldn't. 107 00:04:09,732 --> 00:04:12,354 Well, I'm gonna, so pretend you haven't heard it. 108 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:14,460 Andy, we should just really get this rehearsal started. 109 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,428 What's this? It's the ceremony. 110 00:04:19,673 --> 00:04:21,226 This isn't funny. 111 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,711 "Dearly beloved"? 112 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,125 Yawn. 113 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:26,610 Hey, there's Maggie. 114 00:04:26,611 --> 00:04:28,405 Really? Where? 115 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:29,923 Dude, I'd be prepared. 116 00:04:29,924 --> 00:04:31,615 I'm not sure you can recreate that magical combination 117 00:04:31,616 --> 00:04:33,962 of alcohol and poor judgment on her part. 118 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:37,379 You'll be surprised. I can be sophisticated. You'll see. 119 00:04:42,109 --> 00:04:43,661 No chance. 120 00:04:43,662 --> 00:04:45,801 Hello, Maggie. Oh, hello. 121 00:04:45,802 --> 00:04:47,632 Hey. Hi. 122 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:53,050 Hey, did you hear about the Dow Jones today? 123 00:04:53,051 --> 00:04:55,017 It's up. Really? 124 00:04:55,018 --> 00:04:57,434 On a Saturday. That is news. 125 00:04:57,435 --> 00:04:59,608 Yeah, well, you know, I have stock in Unocal 126 00:04:59,609 --> 00:05:01,783 and you work for Unocal. I mean, how's that for kismet? 127 00:05:02,992 --> 00:05:05,787 Actually, I work with UNICEF. 128 00:05:05,788 --> 00:05:07,651 Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have stock in them, too. 129 00:05:07,652 --> 00:05:11,552 Oh. Interesting. Excuse me. Uh, Barbara? 130 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:16,245 How'd it go? Oh, uh... 131 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:18,247 It's complicated. Guys. 132 00:05:18,248 --> 00:05:19,318 Hey. Hey. 133 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,802 So, should we get started? 134 00:05:20,803 --> 00:05:22,011 Yeah. 135 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:26,186 My baby boy's getting married! 136 00:05:26,187 --> 00:05:28,466 Oh, good, your mother's here. 137 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:34,229 That is the first time anyone has ever said that. 138 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,196 All right, who's gonna be in charge of her? 139 00:05:36,197 --> 00:05:38,992 That doesn't fall under the category of speech-giving. 140 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:40,856 Rings. I have to DOF the groom. 141 00:05:40,857 --> 00:05:42,824 Come on, you guys. This is Bobby's wedding. 142 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,412 He could use a little support. 143 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:45,723 Okay. 144 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:47,380 All right. Yeah, yeah. 145 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:49,624 Thank you. Now, let's all act like grown-ups, okay? 146 00:05:49,625 --> 00:05:51,246 Who is gonna take care of Bobby's mom? 147 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:52,420 -Not it. - Not it. 148 00:05:52,421 --> 00:05:53,973 Damn it. 149 00:05:55,976 --> 00:06:01,257 What a face. And here it is. Your first wedding. 150 00:06:02,914 --> 00:06:07,400 Oh, and you, Elsa, so young, so beautiful. 151 00:06:07,401 --> 00:06:09,610 Thank you. Did she sign the prenup? 152 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,267 It'll be fine, Mother. 153 00:06:12,268 --> 00:06:14,925 Oh! Hold on to your wallets, gentlemen. 154 00:06:14,926 --> 00:06:18,998 Last time I saw this woman, it cost me $50 million. 155 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:20,965 Oh, is that you, George? 156 00:06:20,966 --> 00:06:23,382 I didn't recognize you without a whore on your arm. 157 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,005 Well, then, get over here. 158 00:06:26,006 --> 00:06:27,455 This is nice. 159 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:29,595 Good afternoon, Mrs. Newman. 160 00:06:29,596 --> 00:06:31,424 I'm Kenny. I'm the best man. I'll be escorting you down the aisle. 161 00:06:31,425 --> 00:06:33,184 Hold on to your wallet, son. 162 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:35,808 Dad, really, you gotta get some new material. 163 00:06:35,809 --> 00:06:38,017 Did I use that already? 164 00:06:38,018 --> 00:06:40,123 And I thought I could face him sober. 165 00:06:41,021 --> 00:06:42,573 Hey, I'm not sober. 166 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:45,438 Excuse me, everyone, I'm Reverend Andy. 167 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:49,097 If we could all take our places for the rehearsal. 168 00:06:49,098 --> 00:06:52,411 Okay, apparently, we start with the best man 169 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:55,621 escorting the groom's mother down the aisle. 170 00:06:55,622 --> 00:06:57,278 I lost Bobby's mom. 171 00:06:58,003 --> 00:06:59,521 Wedding's ruined. 172 00:06:59,522 --> 00:07:00,971 Stephanie can fill in for Pamela. 173 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:02,386 Wedding saved. 174 00:07:02,387 --> 00:07:05,907 Kenny will escort Stephanie down the aisle. 175 00:07:05,908 --> 00:07:07,633 We should probably talk about last night. 176 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:09,324 As far as I'm concerned, nothing happened. 177 00:07:09,325 --> 00:07:10,463 I'm good with that. 178 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:11,568 And never speak of it again. 179 00:07:11,569 --> 00:07:13,362 Roger that. I still have your bra. 180 00:07:13,363 --> 00:07:15,434 Yeah, I'm gonna need that back. 181 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,713 Okay, then Bobby will stand right there, 182 00:07:18,714 --> 00:07:23,787 and then Elsa, escorted by her father, will stand right here. 183 00:07:23,788 --> 00:07:25,823 And then the best man... 184 00:07:25,824 --> 00:07:26,997 Where's Jack? 185 00:07:26,998 --> 00:07:28,688 Uh... He took off. 186 00:07:28,689 --> 00:07:30,241 What happened? 187 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:32,623 Bobby, is anyone from your family gonna be at this thing? 188 00:07:32,624 --> 00:07:34,073 Andy, maybe not the best time. 189 00:07:34,074 --> 00:07:36,006 All right, fine. 190 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:39,354 So, then, I will read the opening prayer, followed by the sermon, 191 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:42,219 followed by the exchange of vows. 192 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,841 That's a lot. 193 00:07:43,842 --> 00:07:45,292 Turn the page. 194 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,294 Oh. 195 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:49,985 And apparently, I'm also blessing the rings, 196 00:07:49,986 --> 00:07:51,331 the pronouncement of the union... 197 00:07:51,332 --> 00:07:52,955 This is a lot. 198 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,371 You know, if you wanted to, 199 00:07:56,372 --> 00:07:57,786 we could toss this whole ceremony 200 00:07:57,787 --> 00:07:59,098 and I could just marry you guys right now, 201 00:07:59,099 --> 00:08:00,237 right here. 202 00:08:00,238 --> 00:08:01,894 No, that's okay. 203 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:03,240 Are you sure? I have the power. 204 00:08:03,241 --> 00:08:05,794 All I have to do is say, "I now pronounce you..." 205 00:08:05,795 --> 00:08:07,486 Whoa! Whoa! 206 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,834 Hey, let's not ruin it. We can save it for the big day and stuff. 207 00:08:10,835 --> 00:08:12,421 Mmm. 208 00:08:12,422 --> 00:08:15,148 Why don't we just take, like, a quick little break? 209 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:18,566 Okay, take five, my flock. 210 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,464 I'll be over here for confession. 211 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:25,814 Hey, Bobby. Everything good? 212 00:08:25,815 --> 00:08:27,713 Yes. Great. 213 00:08:27,714 --> 00:08:28,990 Perfect. 214 00:08:28,991 --> 00:08:33,132 I mean, you know, I'm getting married tomorrow, 215 00:08:33,133 --> 00:08:35,686 so who wouldn't be psyched about that? 216 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:37,688 You seem a little tense. Do I? 217 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:39,241 Well, you were doing your 218 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:41,381 "Mmm," thing. 219 00:08:41,382 --> 00:08:44,557 I am a little bit on edge. I'm just... 220 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:49,079 You know, I think I'm looking forward to all of this being over with 221 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,150 and getting back to the way things were. 222 00:08:51,151 --> 00:08:54,015 Yeah, the way things were, plus a wife. 223 00:08:54,016 --> 00:08:55,258 Right. 224 00:08:56,846 --> 00:08:57,950 Wow! 225 00:08:57,951 --> 00:09:00,677 This is all totally normal, okay? 226 00:09:00,678 --> 00:09:02,299 I mean, this is all just wedding jitters. 227 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,749 I mean, after this whole weekend 228 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:06,510 you are gonna be married to Elsa. 229 00:09:06,511 --> 00:09:08,477 I mean, that's what you want, right? 230 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:09,617 Yeah. Yeah. 231 00:09:09,618 --> 00:09:12,517 Yes. That and... 232 00:09:12,828 --> 00:09:14,276 Wow! 233 00:09:14,277 --> 00:09:16,934 Nice. How did you know that? 234 00:09:16,935 --> 00:09:18,487 I had a feeling. 235 00:09:18,488 --> 00:09:20,939 And, frankly, your DOF was about to finish it. 236 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,326 It's a beautiful night, a beautiful room. 237 00:09:29,327 --> 00:09:32,087 What a perfect opportunity to just forget this Jack thing 238 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,572 and embrace the evening. 239 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,470 How's this sound for my speech? 240 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:39,923 "Even though I'm the best man, Bobby is the better man." 241 00:09:39,924 --> 00:09:42,339 I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over your jacket. 242 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,893 Well, obviously, this place is beautiful, 243 00:09:44,894 --> 00:09:49,173 but my place in Breckenridge is made from one piece of carved wood. 244 00:09:49,174 --> 00:09:51,866 One piece. Can you imagine that? 245 00:09:51,867 --> 00:09:53,350 It seems unlikely. 246 00:09:53,351 --> 00:09:56,906 Well, it was a huge tree. 247 00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:01,462 Wow! Look at you. You look, uh... 248 00:10:03,223 --> 00:10:05,293 There's no other word for it. You look beautiful. Sorry. 249 00:10:05,294 --> 00:10:06,984 It's okay. 250 00:10:06,985 --> 00:10:08,089 Too bad the guy that you like's 251 00:10:08,090 --> 00:10:09,608 not here to see it, though, huh? 252 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,093 I know. I just sent off one quick, little text to Jack. 253 00:10:12,094 --> 00:10:13,508 Hey, how many texts are too many? 254 00:10:13,509 --> 00:10:15,130 I think anything more than two. 255 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,407 Oh. 256 00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,479 Don't sweat it. I sent John 35 texts. 257 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:21,861 It was a rough day, a rough day. 258 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:23,000 Hey, guys. 259 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:24,450 Hey, Robert. 260 00:10:24,451 --> 00:10:27,936 Hello, best men. You guys look great. 261 00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:29,904 And P.J., wow. 262 00:10:29,905 --> 00:10:32,251 Thank you, though some credit goes to the dim lighting 263 00:10:32,252 --> 00:10:36,289 and the fact that we're surrounded by thousands of gallons of wine. 264 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:37,636 Speaking of which, tequila? 265 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:38,947 I'm good. Thanks. 266 00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:40,709 Well, since it's out. 267 00:10:42,124 --> 00:10:44,953 Bobby, your bride-to-be is a sight to behold. 268 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,472 You're a lucky man, Bobby. 269 00:10:46,473 --> 00:10:48,233 Yeah, I am. 270 00:10:49,994 --> 00:10:52,236 Should we be concerned that she's talking to your parents? 271 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:53,513 Yeah, we should. 272 00:10:53,514 --> 00:10:54,860 Go to it, best men. 273 00:10:54,861 --> 00:10:56,171 Still working on my best man speech. 274 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:58,415 I'm the DOF. Rings. 275 00:10:58,416 --> 00:10:59,727 Do you even have rings in there? 276 00:10:59,728 --> 00:11:01,245 Bottle caps. 277 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:02,902 Hey, you wanna maybe help me out with this? 278 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:04,456 Absolutely. 279 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,806 Hey, I'll just catch up with you, okay? 280 00:11:09,807 --> 00:11:13,845 Hello, Jack? How are you doing? 281 00:11:16,089 --> 00:11:17,677 Really? Where? 282 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,755 Oh, my God. I'm so glad you came back. 283 00:11:27,756 --> 00:11:29,999 I was starting to run out of minutes. 284 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,276 You look amazing. 285 00:11:32,277 --> 00:11:33,692 Oh. Thank you. 286 00:11:35,833 --> 00:11:37,385 Do you wanna come on in? 287 00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:38,731 I don't know. 288 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:40,595 I walked out on my brother on his wedding weekend. 289 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:42,183 That's a pretty unforgivable thing to do. 290 00:11:42,184 --> 00:11:45,531 Now, Jack, what are you gonna do, stay out here? Come on. 291 00:11:45,532 --> 00:11:48,085 I figured maybe you could snag me some binoculars. 292 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:50,053 I could watch the ceremony from the hill tomorrow. 293 00:11:51,365 --> 00:11:52,780 No, I'm gonna come in. 294 00:11:52,781 --> 00:11:55,575 I just wanted to check in with you first 295 00:11:55,576 --> 00:11:57,646 and apologize for all the drama. 296 00:11:57,647 --> 00:11:59,303 Look, you don't need to apologize. 297 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:00,511 I'm the one who should be apologizing. 298 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,065 No. No. 299 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:04,343 A lot of those things that you said, I needed to hear. 300 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,172 And I did. 301 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:09,211 Come on in. I know Bobby's gonna be so happy to have his best man back. 302 00:12:13,111 --> 00:12:14,146 Hey, guys. 303 00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:15,423 Hey, look who's back. 304 00:12:15,424 --> 00:12:16,942 Hey. You're back, right? 305 00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:19,565 Yeah, and P.J. told me you guys filled in as best men, 306 00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,394 so thanks for that. 307 00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:23,155 So, we're not doing that anymore. 308 00:12:23,156 --> 00:12:24,708 No. I got it. 309 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:26,711 Actually, it's just as well. This thing's empty. 310 00:12:30,163 --> 00:12:31,542 Could you guys excuse me? 311 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:34,167 I gotta go let my little brother beat me up again. 312 00:12:35,582 --> 00:12:36,996 Hey, speaking of brother, where's Andy? 313 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:39,067 He said he's not gonna be able to make dinner. 314 00:12:39,068 --> 00:12:42,036 He's taking the ceremony so seriously. 315 00:12:45,661 --> 00:12:47,213 Ha-ha-ha. 316 00:12:47,214 --> 00:12:48,560 Hold for laughs. 317 00:12:53,324 --> 00:12:55,152 Look, John's here. 318 00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:56,740 Oh, man, I can't believe he made it after all. 319 00:12:56,741 --> 00:12:58,985 I hope our bar deal's still on. 320 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,607 Brendan. Hey. 321 00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,264 Good to see you, man. Yeah, same, man. 322 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:04,990 Hey, dude. I heard you weren't gonna make it. 323 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,543 Yeah, I got held up in Chicago, 324 00:13:06,544 --> 00:13:08,027 but I'm really glad that you're here. 325 00:13:08,028 --> 00:13:09,580 You're still interested in the bar, right? 326 00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:11,617 You kidding? Yeah. 327 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:14,102 I got all your texts and your e-mails about the floor plan. 328 00:13:14,103 --> 00:13:16,277 And I made you a mix CD. 329 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,313 Let's start with a drink and go from there. 330 00:13:18,314 --> 00:13:20,350 Yeah. 331 00:13:20,351 --> 00:13:22,559 I'm just confused. I thought we had a great time last night. 332 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,078 We did. 333 00:13:24,079 --> 00:13:26,080 I just don't know who this person is today. 334 00:13:26,081 --> 00:13:28,668 I mean, can't you just be yourself? 335 00:13:28,669 --> 00:13:30,118 You see, now, that's a trap. 336 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,431 How? Okay, "Be yourself." 337 00:13:32,432 --> 00:13:37,125 "Oh, okay. This is me." "You know what? I don't like that guy." 338 00:13:37,126 --> 00:13:38,471 And then where are we? 339 00:13:38,472 --> 00:13:40,370 See, you're funny. 340 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:43,131 So, am I gonna see you later? 341 00:13:43,132 --> 00:13:45,858 Listen, Mike, we're in the same position. 342 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:48,136 We both came to this wedding to have a little fun. 343 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:51,623 You didn't really think this was gonna go someplace, did you? 344 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:56,627 Excuse me. 345 00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:58,871 Goody. This is about to get interesting. 346 00:13:58,872 --> 00:14:01,978 First of all, I owe apologies to everybody here, 347 00:14:01,979 --> 00:14:06,465 but I figured I would do that individually over the next three years. 348 00:14:08,571 --> 00:14:12,229 When Bobby and I were kids, we would sit in the bleachers at Wrigley, 349 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:14,197 trying to catch home runs. 350 00:14:14,198 --> 00:14:17,200 And depending on the wind and who was at bat, 351 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:21,756 I'd switch seats about a dozen times during the game. 352 00:14:21,757 --> 00:14:23,240 But not Bobby. Bobby would... 353 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:26,795 He'd pick a seat and he'd sit and wait. 354 00:14:26,796 --> 00:14:30,870 And during all those years, I never caught one ball. 355 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:34,389 Bobby caught four. 356 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,253 That pretty much sums up my little brother. 357 00:14:36,254 --> 00:14:39,912 He's always had the patience and the faith 358 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:43,882 to wait for good things to find him. 359 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:49,784 And that's true of his friends and his career and now, Elsa. 360 00:14:49,785 --> 00:14:54,099 Anyway, here's to Bobby for catching Elsa, home run number five. 361 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,479 Hear, hear. Cheers. 362 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,241 Cheers. Cheers. 363 00:15:04,075 --> 00:15:06,525 So, you really never caught a ball? 364 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:08,527 Nope, not once. 365 00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:11,047 No, I did. One time. 366 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,291 I was heckling Dave Winfield, and he whipped one at me. 367 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,637 Did you get him to sign it? 368 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,294 No, I don't think he was in the mood. 369 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,955 Oh, gosh, I really like you. 370 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,577 Our timing sucks, doesn't it? 371 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:25,890 Yeah. 372 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,789 I really like you, too. 373 00:15:30,999 --> 00:15:33,379 I just don't really want to make things more complicated. 374 00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:34,587 You know. 375 00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,417 This is... This is about Bobby. 376 00:15:36,418 --> 00:15:39,696 And you and I both need to just be here for him. 377 00:15:39,697 --> 00:15:42,526 But someday, I would like to take you to a wedding 378 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,356 where neither one of us knows anybody 379 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:46,703 and we can make it totally about us. 380 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,291 It is a deal. Okay. 381 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:49,361 We might even dance. 382 00:15:49,362 --> 00:15:50,570 Yes. All right. 383 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,576 Dude, you totally screamed. 384 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,164 I did not scream! 385 00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:02,099 Bobby, you're getting married in, like, 386 00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,376 12 hours. 387 00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:05,756 Yeah. 388 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,551 Um... 389 00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,622 All right, well, then, one more. 390 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,728 Attaboy. 391 00:16:11,729 --> 00:16:13,868 Wait a second, wait a second. We didn't hear Kenny's speech. 392 00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:16,043 Well, I happen to have it right here 393 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,941 if you wanted to hear... Well, okay. 394 00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:22,187 Let me get this. Here we go. 395 00:16:22,188 --> 00:16:23,567 No, no, no, no. 396 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:27,537 All right, I'll give you the short version. 397 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:31,886 Bobby, one day, you'll look back and you'll realize 398 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:34,095 you were married long before Elsa. 399 00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:37,685 You'll realize you had one big, loud wife, 400 00:16:37,686 --> 00:16:40,377 and it was us, all your friends. 401 00:16:40,378 --> 00:16:43,001 And, yes, we'd argue, and, yes, we'd make up, 402 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,762 and of course we wondered why you spent so much time on the Internet. 403 00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:52,079 Creepy. But we loved you and we still love you, 404 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,598 even though you left us for a much hotter woman. 405 00:16:55,842 --> 00:16:56,911 We're gonna miss you, Bobby. 406 00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:59,189 Yeah, so, how do you feel about tomorrow? 407 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,811 Okay. 408 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:04,712 I mean, good, good. You know, it's just... It's kind of weird 409 00:17:04,713 --> 00:17:07,094 because, like, three months ago I didn't even know Elsa. 410 00:17:07,095 --> 00:17:10,718 I mean, I was touring Italy with you. 411 00:17:10,719 --> 00:17:14,032 It all just, you know, happened so fast. 412 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,724 My parents only knew each other 10 days before they got married. 413 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:19,520 They've been married 32 years. 414 00:17:19,521 --> 00:17:22,557 Well, listen, it doesn't matter how long you know someone, 415 00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:30,220 as long as they make you feel safe and comfortable and loved. 416 00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:33,189 As long as it's somebody that you can totally be yourself with. 417 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:36,088 Yeah, and I think you know in your heart when it's the right person. 418 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:40,127 You know, it's that person who is always there for you 419 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:44,235 and who sees things in you that you might not even see in yourself. 420 00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:50,033 But what the hell do I know? I'm not the one getting married. 421 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:54,107 No, no, I think... I think that was pretty close. 422 00:17:56,868 --> 00:17:59,801 Bobby, man, you're doing it right. 423 00:17:59,802 --> 00:18:02,287 You found her. You're locking it down. 424 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,840 And take it from me. In my experience, 425 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,876 you don't act on it, one day you wake up, 426 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,395 the woman you love's married to somebody else. 427 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:11,019 Dude, let it go, all right? Enough about Wendy. 428 00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,952 I'm not talking about Wendy. I'm talking about Elsa, man. 429 00:18:12,953 --> 00:18:15,472 I got a little thing for her. I'm not gonna lie. 430 00:18:15,473 --> 00:18:16,923 No, I'm good with that. 431 00:18:18,027 --> 00:18:20,063 I gotta go to sleep. 432 00:18:20,064 --> 00:18:21,375 I got lots of sobering up to do 433 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,411 before all the drinking tomorrow. 434 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,346 I guess so, huh? All right. 435 00:18:28,797 --> 00:18:30,247 Last one. 436 00:18:31,179 --> 00:18:32,386 To the boy. 437 00:18:32,387 --> 00:18:34,009 And the bar. 438 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,225 Hey. Hey, buddy. 439 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:45,399 Sorry, am I waking you up? 440 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,538 No, come in. 441 00:18:46,539 --> 00:18:49,058 I was just working on the sermon. 442 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:58,688 So, what's on your mind, son? 443 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,553 I don't know. Maybe... 444 00:19:01,554 --> 00:19:04,143 Maybe it's just cold feet, but I... 445 00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,731 I'm really having second thoughts. 446 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,148 About? 447 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:11,321 The wedding. 448 00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:13,047 I'm so relieved. 449 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:15,843 I thought you were having second thoughts about me as a minister. 450 00:19:15,844 --> 00:19:17,741 Now I kind of am. 451 00:19:17,742 --> 00:19:19,122 Come on, Bobby. 452 00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:22,194 You do realize these feelings are completely normal. 453 00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,023 Yeah? 454 00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:25,508 Like you went through this? 455 00:19:25,509 --> 00:19:27,234 No. Meredith did. 456 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,270 The night before our wedding, she freaked out. 457 00:19:29,271 --> 00:19:30,409 And what happened? 458 00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:31,928 We talked about it. 459 00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:35,138 We realized she was stressed about the wedding. 460 00:19:35,139 --> 00:19:37,623 But thinking about being married, she was excited. 461 00:19:37,624 --> 00:19:41,662 We were both excited. We were best friends. 462 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:45,631 We were looking forward to starting a family and growing old together. 463 00:19:45,632 --> 00:19:47,046 Well, not the growing old part. 464 00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:48,358 No, that's depressing. 465 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:50,326 Nobody wants to die, Bobby. 466 00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:52,051 Why are we talking about death? 467 00:19:52,052 --> 00:19:53,915 Talk to her. 468 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:56,504 You're about to spend the rest of your life with this woman. 469 00:19:56,505 --> 00:20:00,474 You should be able to be honest with her about how you feel. 470 00:20:00,475 --> 00:20:02,717 Yeah, you're absolutely right. 471 00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:05,099 Good talking to you, son. 472 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,654 We're done. Okay. 473 00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:12,106 There's something about weddings that really affects people. 474 00:20:12,107 --> 00:20:14,212 Friendships are formed. 475 00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:17,905 Family ties are strengthened. 476 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:20,218 Hi, honey, I was just talking about you. 477 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,428 Old flames are reignited. 478 00:20:24,533 --> 00:20:26,639 Strangers turn into lovers. 479 00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:34,060 And lovers turn into friends. 480 00:20:37,339 --> 00:20:41,447 But sometimes things fall apart. 481 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:50,076 Bobby, hey. What's going on? 482 00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:56,220 I think I'm marrying the wrong woman. 483 00:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,879 Do you remember where I put my... 484 00:21:01,018 --> 00:21:01,950 Hey.